Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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