Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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