Got a toothbrush?
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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