I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
