So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
The Olympian is in my bed
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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