Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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