Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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