If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
My breasts were aching with rage.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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