Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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