WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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