I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
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