I wanna passion pit in your ass
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
When did angry sex become our thing?
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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