doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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