My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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