In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I need a beard to bite.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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