last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
only you would photoshop your dick
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
