FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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