bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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