She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Randomize
