11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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