first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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