i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
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