I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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