i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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