guys are not supposed to queef...right?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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