But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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