week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
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