white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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