How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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