Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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