I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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