I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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