Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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