After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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