what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
