i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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