i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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