If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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