But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Randomize
