Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
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