I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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