is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Randomize
