Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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