You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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