She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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