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Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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