The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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