i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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