$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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