When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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