nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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