It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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